How to do well in Call of Duty

These are the integral steps which, if followed correctly, will almost guarantee a great score in any Call of Duty game. I have compiled these based on years of experience with the best-selling franchise.

1. Be host. You'll know if you are host because next to your name (Viet Will) there will be 4 green bars, and if you are like me and live in New Zealand, your teammates' and enemies' connections won't be terribly god (i.e. red or yellow).

2. Laugh as your enemies flee helplessly, safe in the knowledge that your every shot is bound to hit. You are host, after all. This is your world, and you make the rules.

3. Sit back and enjoy your utter dominace, and the ensuing mass rage quitting. What a legend.